Dark Horizons the Musical

((Yes, the following is a joke thread))

So we are thinking of doing a huge musical showcase for the finale of Dark Horizons I. It would feature such broadway hits as

"Defying Gravity" - Sung by Tuil Lindo as he re-enters Coruscant's atmosphere after being pushed out of an airlock by Darth Vader.

"Tap Dance to Tyranny" - Performed by Alisatair and Angelus

And Palpatine will impress the galaxy so much with his Dark Side tango and jazz hands that we appoint him supreme ruler.

What else would show up in Dark Horizons the Musical?

"Hairy and Free" - Grachazza and the Singing Wookettes as they beat up people trying to invade!

"The Phantom of the Rim" - a dramatic performance by zombie!von Mourn.

I suspect we shall see Nar'lan in the role of:

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats)

singing...

He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice!

Liam L'hnnar will be singing: 'Caring hands' -- Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

While Felicia will join him with the theme from 'Legally Blonde'



Also, from Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker, a lovely duet:

You're the One that I Want!
(Grease)

Sol wrote:

Also, from Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker, a lovely duet:

You're the One that I Want!
(Grease)

This one is my favorite so far.

Sol wrote:

Also, from Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker, a lovely duet:

You're the One that I Want!
(Grease)

Can't unsee!

Royal Jelly wrote:

Sol wrote:

Also, from Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker, a lovely duet:

You're the One that I Want!
(Grease)

Can't unsee!

Make it a nude scene and we can bring in the ghost of Darin Sacree for a solo. He was very comfortable in the buff.

I scream and claw my eyes.

Damn it, T. As though Anakin in a skirt and pink blazer wasn't bad enough!

We need to fit "If you were gay" from Avenue Q into this. Which characters should be involved?

(keep in mind, this is all in good fun and playful teasing)

Angelus

There is something suspicious about that cherubic expression and hair of his.

Who gets the 'Who Am I' song from Les Miserables?

His wife might contest that statement. But not very convincingly.

We could change it to "If you were Bi" just for the sake of the marriage?

Amalfiel performing "Sweet Transvestite"...

Amalfiel's performance would be way too sultry and vulnerable. The Audrey Hepburn version of "Sweet Transvestite."

That would be beautiful.

Performed by the man himself and a dozen imperial officers with their olive gray shirts tied in a knot over their stomachs.